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June 05, 2010

Indecent Exposure Defense Strategy

Need I say any more?

Indecent exposure strategy

August 05, 2008

Link of the Day - The Irreverent L.A. Car Couture Blog

Folks, you will be greatly entertained and definitely enlightened by the irreverent musings of blogmaster "Your Pap" of L.A. Car Couture, the premiere Los Angeles Car Blog. 

Your Pap describes his unique look at the Los Angeles car scene thusly:

In Los Angeles, a city of rampant narcissism, cars are the greatest fashion to get noticed. I am your automotive papparazzi - I see; I report; I put an L.A.-spin on the car scene. It's all about what you're driving, how you look in it and what you're getting out of. It's your flashiest accessory - more than your Manolo, LV and Rolex combined! In this image-obsessed city, cars are THE greatest obsession. And it should be. For god's sake, that's a $100k+ accessory parked out on the damn street!

L.A. Car Couture bravely goes where no L.A. Car Blog has gone before.  Cars are almost like a religion in L.A. and Your Pap wittily highlights the highs and lows of the L.A. Car scene with photos, videos and a perspective that may border on sacrilege.  No Bentley (or famed Bentley Driver) is safe from his observations.  For example, he writes:

You’re not gonna not buy the Continental GT because of the unresolved pedigree. After all, it’s a beautiful automobile, with lines of an instant-classic. From rap star to CEO, to famous-for-being-famous, everyone wants or has one of these. So while exclusivity can’t be guaranteed (especially in L.A.) pleasurable, effortless, 12-cylinder motoring is a sure thing. And you’ll look damn good in it, believe your Pap. And if anyone snickers and hisses, tell them…Sharon Stone can’t be wrong. Paris Hilton can’t be wrong. Posh Spice can’t be wrong. After all, doesn’t this whole town follow along with what a dozen or so celebrities are doing anyway?

No car, or star, is safe from Your Pap's musings.  You'll read about Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Aston Martins, Porsches, Mercedes, Priuses and Camaros and the Paris Hiltons, Beckhams, Hasselhoffs, Sharon Stones, Liz Hurleys and Schwartzeneggers that drive them.  And what you read will not be as sugar coated as much of the eye candy that you read about!!!  Your Pap even goes so far as to compare L.A.'s beloved Prius to an Ardvark!

I urge you to click on L.A. Car Couture for your daily dose of the guilty pleasure that is the L.A. Car Scene.

Keywords: "L.A. Car Blog" "Los Angeles Car Blog"

April 02, 2008

Old Lawyers Fight at Deposition: Video

Here's what not to do at a deposition!!!  I've been to some pretty contentious depositions but this is a doozy.  Get your popcorn and enjoy the ride. Although this is fun to watch, I don't recommend this type of behavior at a deposition or any legal proceeding -- it does not foster good will and certainly impedes progress in one's case.


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February 18, 2008

Glorious Insults Without Four-Letter Words!

Wonderful Insults: The following assortment of clever insults was sent to me by my good friend Gregg Seaman of Creativer Services Advertising, Inc. who writes "These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language was boiled down to four-letter words! I hope you enjoy these!"

Lady_astor1  The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor:

She said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poison,"

and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd take it."

Gladstone, a member of Parliament, to Benjamin Disraeli:

"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."

"That depends, sir," said Disraeli, "On whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.²

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

- Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"

- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas


"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."

- Stephen Bishop

He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright


"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"

Mark Twain

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."

- Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."

- Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up" - Paul Keating

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. "

-Jack E. Leonard


"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

- Oscar Wilde

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."

- Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker


"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder


"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho

"You are either being deliberately obtuse or are invincibly ignorant."

"I'd walk out of that movie on an airplane" -Gregg Seaman


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